Monday, November 30, 2009
I wanted to post a schedule of Al Gore's book signings, but it seems that finding a virgin in a whore house would be easier than finding Al Gore's schedule. Could this have something to do with Gore's reluctance to debate-or answer any questions regarding climate change? Hmmmmmm
Here's one I managed to dig up...be sure you bring your video camera if you attend!
Dec 4, 2009 8:30 pm (Friday)
Kingston, NY 12401
Monday, November 23, 2009
- How far down does our country need to sink before we do something?
- How many rights do we need to lose before we do something?
- How much debt our we going to leave our kids?
- How much of GNP is the government going to control?
2. Current immigration policies are too strong.
3. Gay marriage should be the law of the land.
4. Public education is wonderful and needs more funding.
5. If you smoke marijuana...you should be protected.
6. Affirmative action is still needed in our culture.
7. Carrying a gun is something that should be outlawed.
8. Some people have less luck than others.
9. Social Security will solve the needs of retirees.
10. Taxes should be increased and the rich should pay more since they can afford it.
11. It's not important for our country to reduce the deficit and national debt so we can help the poor.
12. The Fed should not be concerned with controlling inflation or unemployment
13. The only social responsibility of a company should be to pay the highest wages and benefits possible.
14. Everyone has a right to health care, even if they can't afford it.
15. All authority, by its nature, should be questioned.
16. Abortion should be protected forever.
17. Military action that defies international law is never justified.
18. The war in Iraq is unjustified and is, in fact, illegal.
19. The problem with the US justice system is that it doesn’t have enough rehabilitation.
20. The death penalty should be abolished.
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Popular Liberal Christmas Songs for 2009 "Holiday" Season
"Tingle Bells" -by CHRIS MATTHEWS
"It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Every Other Day" -by THE ACLU ORCHESTRA
"What Child Prostitute Is This?" -by THE ACORN COMMUNITY CHOIR
Popular Conservative Christmas Songs for the 2009 "Christmas" Season
"I'll be broke for Christmas"-by The Working Middle Class
"Satan Claus is Coming to Town"-by Barry Obama
"All I Want for Christmas is Obama Impeached" -by the Conservatives
~ ♪♫ On the 12th day of Christmas Obama gave to me♫♪
12 KSM Jurors
11 $Trillion Debt
9 Communist Czars
8 Adoring Networks
7 Bush Blamers
6 Death Panels,
FIIIIIVE Wars on FOX.........
4 Years of Hell,
3 Crashing Polls
and a Marxist Ideo-lo-gy! ♫♪
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
Liberals Think You Might Be a Redneck...
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening..
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
Jay Leno – “Do you know what Barack Obama’s middle name is? Hussein. Could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Kerry.”
Conan O’Brien – “The Reverend Jesse Jackson told CNN that he’s planning to endorse Barrack Obama for president. Experts say this is a risky move for Jackson, because hardly anything rhymes with “Barack Obama.”
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
Q. Why did Obama cross the road?
A: To apologize to the other side.
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama.
Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.
Q. Why did Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.
"The dog ate my birth certificate."– Barack Hussein Obama
America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
Japanese scientists have invented a camera with a shutter speed so fast it can actually photograph Obama with his mouth shut.
They're not illegal aliens; they're undocumented Democrats
Obama for Gun control? At least his wife believes in the right to bare arms.
I'm all for gun control, using 2 hands.
At a recent Obama speech there was a guy in the back of the hall screaming anti-American slogans and making hateful racist remarks. They turned the house lights up and it was Reverend Wright.. For a moment Obama thought he was back in church and yelled, "Can I get an Amen"?
Why Obama Didn't Get the Olympics . . .
10. Dead people can't vote at IOC meetings
9. Obama distracted by 25 min meeting with Gen. McChrystal
8. Who cares if Obama couldn't talk the IOC into Chicago? He'll be able to talk Iran out of nukes.
7. The impediment is Israel still building settlements.
6. Obviously no president would have been able to accomplish it.
5. We've been quite clear and said all along that we didn't want the Olympics.
4. This isn't about the number of Olympics "lost", it's about the number of Olympics "saved" or "created".
3. Clearly not enough wise Latina judges on the committee
2. Because the IOC is racist.
1. It's George Bush's fault.