Happy New Year!

With the upcoming New Year I would like to thank the following people for their contributions:

Barack Obama: Thank you for bringing Conservatives together like never before...YOU have lit a bon-fire under our asses

Nancy Pelosi: Thank you for showing me what spending too much of other people's money and acting like a biotch does to a person....I resolve never to become like you.

Michelle Obama: Thank you for your healthy eating tips....and for your fat ass....Every time I see a picture of you, I run from brownies and cookies.

Joe Biden: Thank you for being an idiot....it demonstrates to kids everywhere that a brain is a terrible thing to waste

Charlie Rangel: Thank you for not dealing with us "regular citizens".....Nuff said!

John McCain: Thank you for bringing Sarah Palin's name to the forefront....She's gonna eat you good ole boys for dinner, with mashed potatoes and gravy!

To Liberals Everywhere....Us Conservatives are looking forward to a GREAT NEW YEAR!!! THANK YOU!